BREAKING NEWS : George Washington Tapped Phones! - Yahoo! News

BREAKING news: George Washington Tapped Phones! - Yahoo! News
I have long suspected that Bush gets all his information from WEEKLY WORLD NEWS. The clincher for me was when he vowed to opposed those most unholy of medical experiments, animal-human hybrids. Weekly World News, has an ongoing feature about the BATBOY, clearly, from the depiction, a human-animal hybrid.

Now, apparently his pet monkey Alberto Gonzales, is saying that George Washington and Abe Lincoln authorized electronic surveillance on a broader scale than King George the Cowardly.

I guess Condi Rice will next announce Elvis will be appointed as the Ambassador to Lower Slobovia!